*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
me as a cleaning product
Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama