h4nzka:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives)



canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying



People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.
(via lara-xo)

(Source: JRileyUSA)



diamoncls:

me as a cleaning product

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cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers)



succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)



eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?







nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night











997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama